effses:

Kid at work today imparted the wisdom unto me that “Half of butterfly is butt”

nerdycouture:

eridanampora:

i have about the sexual appeal of a magikarp

buttcry:

our first assignment for english comp 2 is to introduce ourselves on the class discussion board and i was looking at other peoples stuff to see what i should write and

buttcry:

our first assignment for english comp 2 is to introduce ourselves on the class discussion board and i was looking at other peoples stuff to see what i should write and

not pade u r men pls go !!!
Anonymous

Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio lab today

mooooocow:

and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”. 

Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.

Guess what it was.

Just guess.

I’ll give you a hint.

It was sperm.